Upcoming Cruise Biography Everything We Could Have Hoped for and More - 2008-01-07

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F0.png Upcoming Cruise Biography Everything We Could Have Hoped for and More January 7, 2008, Jen McDonnell, Dose.ca

It was a sad day in the Dose.ca offices last month, when the British press reported muckraker Andrew Morton's upcoming biography on Tom Cruise was being shelved in the U.K. because it was "too boring." Imagine our delight to discover "too boring" is actually just Brit speak for "so scandalous the publisher is scared silly of getting sued." All hail, Xenu!


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