When will the Scientologists find the cure for craziness? - 2008-01-18

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F345.png When will the Scientologists find the cure for craziness? January 18, 2008, Marina Hyde, Lost in Showbiz, Guardian

Yes, dispelling those baseless rumours of tenuous sanity once and for all, we have Mister Tom Cruise, whose leaked Scientology indoctrination video has blanketed the internets and forced the question: which soldier of fortune should we send into the compound to rescue Katie Holmes? Lost in Showbiz hereby makes a case for Seagal. But for those still wondering whether this need really involve knives, gratutious nudity and the growling of "What kind of babbling bullshit is this?" (ref: Under Siege), I say: you haven't see the videoclip yet, have you? This one's gone way beyond a negotiated settlement.

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{{cite news | first = Marina | last = Hyde | title = When will the Scientologists find the cure for craziness? | url = http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2008/jan/18/whenwillthescientologistsf | work = Lost in Showbiz | publisher = Guardian | date = January 18, 2008 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}