Wikipedia Editors Fight Over Whether to Include the President's Dick in Article About Nintendo's Toad - 2018-09-19
Wikipedia is the place where we turn for information on topics large and small. And speaking of small, there's currently a heated debate going on about whether to include the president's penis on the Wikipedia page for the Nintendo character known as Toad. What a time to be alive.
In case you somehow missed the news yesterday, porn actress Stormy Daniels has a new book coming out in October that describes her sexual encounter with President Donald Trump in 2006. And the book isn't very generous to the president's manhood. Daniels describes the president's dick as "smaller than average" though "not freakishly small" and looking like Toad from the Nintendo universe:
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... "It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."