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Blog: It's Straight Up And Vertical! - 2013-09-12

F376.png It's Straight Up And Vertical! September 12, 2013, Mike Rinder, Something Can Be Done About It

A denizen of the fringes of the internet (not sure if he or she is unemployed to boot), sent me an email that got me thinking.

The message was quite simple:

I've been an avid reader of your blog for a long time, and before that your posts on Marty Rathbun's blog. I'd like to let you know about corporate Scientology's straight up and vertical expansion in Houston, a city of over four million people. While Dallas has an Idle Morgue, opened by COB himself, Houston has only a dingy, run down mission, barely visible from the street. The fastest growing religion on Earth has a presence in America's 4th largest city equaled only by the Bahai faith and Eckankar, both of which also have one church in the metro area. The city is certain to go clear soon at this rate.