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Blog: The Flim Flam Man - 2010-04-09

F0.png The Flim Flam Man April 9, 2010, Jefferson Hawkins, Leaving Scientology

The first thing the Flim Flam Man did when he rolled into town was call a big meeting at the local Church.

"My friends, we've got Trouble," he told the assembled congregation. "Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with E and that stands for Expansion! Look at you, bursting at the seams!"

The congregation looked around at the half empty pews and wondered what the heck this stranger in the straw boater and bow tie was talking about.