Scheer awards carton of chocolate milk medal of bravery for saving son's life - 2019-07-18
OTTAWA – At a touching ceremony at Rideau Hall, Opposition Leader Andrew Scheer issued a medal of bravery to a stalwart carton of chocolate milk symbolizing how the dairy product of questionable nutritional value somehow saved his son's life.
The room was packed full of MPs, dignitaries, and distinguished cheeses who came to witness the honour bestowed on the 500ml beverage container and its contents.
"As I said before, I truly believe chocolate milk saved my child's life," said Scheer reading carefully groomed notes from his speech. "A Canada Food Guide includes the recognition of our lactose heroes like this delicious and pasteurized drink, but the Trudeau government turned their backs on heroes like it."