Scientology Sunday Funnies: Kirstie Alley is now Super Powered! - 2014-11-09
We're going to start out this installment of Sunday Funnies with a tip we received from one of our best sources. We're told that on Friday night, the Flag graduation ceremony in Clearwater, Florida was graced by the presence of none other than super celebrity Scientologist and television actress Kirstie Alley!
Hey, didn't Kirstie just graduate from OT 7 not very long ago? Yes, we told you that she and Nancy Cartwright and Kelly Preston had all finished recently after being "on the level" as they say. Well, it turns out that Kirstie's been really busy with her L. Ron Hubbard studies lately, as she was on stage at Flag Friday to celebrate her ascension to SUPER POWER!
Now, before you go assuming that Kirstie can now leap tall buildings in a single bound, we'll just remind you that what Kirstie actually just paid tens of thousands of dollars for is spelled out in dreary detail in a leak by independent Scientologists, and our own piece on just one of Super Power's dozen rundowns. We'd like to think Kirstie got a nice soak in the oiliness table, but it's more likely her experience involves holding the cans of an e-meter and answering the question "Where do you feel safe?" about a bajillion times. We're sure it was worth every penny.