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Scientology Sunday Funnies: Learn PR from the Sea Org! - 2011-12-11

F11.png Scientology Sunday Funnies: Learn PR from the Sea Org! December 11, 2011, Tony Ortega, Runnin' Scared, Village Voice

Scientology doesn't really have a Sunday service. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it Sunday Funnies! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose three of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...

First up, you know you want to go to a PR convention on the Freewinds because, come on, who's had more success in public relations than the Church of Scientology?

Wikipedia cite:
{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Scientology Sunday Funnies: Learn PR from the Sea Org! | url = http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/12/scientology_sun_5.php | work = Runnin' Scared | publisher = Village Voice | date = December 11, 2011 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}