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<span class="entry-content">Scientology doesn't really have a [[:Category:Sunday service|Sunday service]]. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless [[:Category:Xenu|Xenu]] rested after six days and [[:Category:L. Ron Hubbard|L. Ron Hubbard]] just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.
So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it [[:Category:Sunday Funnies|Sunday Funnies]]! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose three of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...
First up, you know you want to go to a PR convention on the [[:Category:Freewinds|Freewinds]] because, come on, who's had more success in public relations than the Church of Scientology?</span>
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