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Sunday Funnies: Let's Put Scientology Kids to Work! - 2012-10-21

F347.png Sunday Funnies: Let's Put Scientology Kids to Work! October 21, 2012, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Our tipsters have really come through for us this week with some fascinating new Scientology mailers. Has there ever been a better time to be a Scientologist? Just look at all the different ways you can donate money!

We'll start with this weekend's big event — the International Association of Scientologists (IAS) spectacular that took place in the UK. Each October, several thousand of the faithful gather to listen as, for three hours, Scientology leader David Miscavige takes the stage and goes on and on and on about all of Scientology's good works and how this prison planet will soon become one big Narconon drug rehab clinic. Or something.

We can only hope someone will leak us video of the event soon. And that Chill EB was allowed to perform one of his amazing rap songs.

Wikipedia cite:
{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Sunday Funnies: Let's Put Scientology Kids to Work! | url = https://tonyortega.org/2012/10/21/scientology-sunday-funnies-4/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = October 21, 2012 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}