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Thanksgiving? Pshaw! The Scientology Begin-A-Boom Bookathon Starts TODAY! - 2012-11-22

F347.png Thanksgiving? Pshaw! The Scientology Begin-A-Boom Bookathon Starts TODAY! November 22, 2012, Tony Ortega, Underground Bunker

Breaking news! One of our tipsters forwarded to us an internal Scientology video urging church members to take part in a big push to sell copies of Dianetics around the world!

We've taken some stills from the video to give you some idea of just how persuasive it is. It's so infectious, we suspect it may be difficult in the coming days to go anywhere without running into pushy Scientologists demanding that we buy a copy of L. Ron Hubbard's masterpiece!

And speaking of Hubbard, what would a marketing video be without a few words from the Commodore himself. The video contains this classic quote, for example, which contains Scientology's romantic notion that selling copies of a 1950 self-help book is going to make them slave masters of the world!

Wikipedia cite:
{{cite news | author = Tony Ortega | title = Thanksgiving? Pshaw! The Scientology Begin-A-Boom Bookathon Starts TODAY! | url = https://tonyortega.org/2012/11/22/scientology-begin-a-boom-bookathon-starts-today/ | work = Underground Bunker | date = November 22, 2012 | accessdate = August 21, 2017 }}