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<span class="entry-content">War of the Worlds touches down in theaters tomorrow, and we find ourselves wondering: Could [[:Category:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]] actually be an alien? Because it would explain a lot.
<span class="entry-content">War of the Worlds touches down in theaters tomorrow, and we find ourselves wondering: Could [[:Category:Tom Cruise|Tom Cruise]] actually be an alien? Because it would explain a lot.


Take Friday's Today show tirade, when the leading man lectured [[:Category:Matt Lauer|Matt Lauer]] on the dangers of Ritalin. The segment would not have been weirder if the finger Cruise shook was webbed, or dribbling slime. And if extraterrestrials hit this planet as vigorously as the actor attacked [[:Category:Oprah Winfrey|Oprah Winfrey]]'s couch last month, the human race should immediately surrender.
Take Friday's Today show tirade, when the leading man lectured [[:Category:Matt Lauer|Matt Lauer]] on the dangers of Ritalin. The segment would not have been weirder if the finger Cruise shook was webbed, or dribbling slime. And if extraterrestrials hit this planet as vigorously as the actor attacked [[:Category:Oprah Winfrey|Oprah Winfrey]]'s couch last month, the human race should immediately surrender.</span>
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F0.png Tom Unbound June 28, 2005, Abigail Tucker, Baltimore Sun

War of the Worlds touches down in theaters tomorrow, and we find ourselves wondering: Could Tom Cruise actually be an alien? Because it would explain a lot.

Take Friday's Today show tirade, when the leading man lectured Matt Lauer on the dangers of Ritalin. The segment would not have been weirder if the finger Cruise shook was webbed, or dribbling slime. And if extraterrestrials hit this planet as vigorously as the actor attacked Oprah Winfrey's couch last month, the human race should immediately surrender.

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{{cite news | first = Abigail | last = Tucker | title = Tom Unbound | url = http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2005-06-28/features/0506280137_1_tom-cruise-holmes-actor | work = Baltimore Sun | date = June 28, 2005 | accessdate = January 14, 2017 }}