'Bart Simpson' punts Church of Scientology - 2009-01-29
It appears that Twentieth Century Fox is none too pleased with Nancy Cartwright's use of Bart Simpson to punt an upcoming Church of Scientology event in a "robo-calling" recording.
Committed Scientologist Cartwright, who has donated $10m to her favourite cult, begins her message with "Hey, what's happening man, this is Bart Simpson... hahaha..." before revealing her true identity with "...just kidding don't hang up this is Nancy Cartwright. And this is a very special phone call to you. I'm now auditing on new OT [[[:Category:Operating Thetan|Operating Thetan]] Level] Seven."
The rest of the pitch for the 31 January Hollywood shindig features Cartwright's own voice interspersed with Bart, who insists at one point: "It's gonna be a blast, man!"